What is life? What do you want out of uni? Why do you stare down the barrel of infinity, knowing the school prepared you for nothing to do with the real world, desperately trying to ward off the feeling of inferiority, your fathers disappointing face, as he stares at what you have achieved; A piece of paper. Join us. We may teach you these things, we may not; all we know if we can make you look good trying to do so.