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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds. That doesn't really have anything to do with the UCSA, but it's pretty cool.
Wrap your hot water cylinder and save power by not wasting heat. Don't forget about the pipes leading into/out of the cylinder as well.
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